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Church man

Fri Nov 6, 2009, 10:33 AM
Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreward and lay an egg on the alter.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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